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I met this really cute girl the other day
We hit it off and we went on a date
Took her out to eat, and had a couple drinks
And then a couple more just to work out the kinks
We went to the club, dancin' all night long
It was poppin' yo, playin' all the right songs
I was feelin' her, and she was feelin' me
And then I realized I couldn't get a stiffy
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Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dickey Dick Dick (Whiskey Dick)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dickey Dick Dick (Whiskey Dick)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dickey Dick Dick (Whiskey Dick)
I'm drunk, and so is my dick
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dick (Is what I got)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dick (Too many shots)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dick
My dick is drunk, gotta sober him up
(End Chorus)
I was scared, but she wanted me to come home
I was prepared, I brought a couple condoms
We got a ride home, and then when we got out
I kept on thinkin' of something to get aroused
Went into her place, and we started makin' out
And then she started pullin, pullin, pullin' my pants down
It wasn't good, worse than I expected
It was there, but wasn't erected
(Chorus)
I was sweatin' hard, my heart was beatin' fast
I looked at her face to see if she was gonna laugh
She was bewildered, she was caught off guard
She said she never tried to touch one when it wasn't hard
I told her that its never happened to me before
I had to think quick cuz my pants were sittin' at the floor
Do you like magic? I know a magic trick
Its called the mangina, (poof) What happened to my dick
(Chorus)
We hit it off and we went on a date
Took her out to eat, and had a couple drinks
And then a couple more just to work out the kinks
We went to the club, dancin' all night long
It was poppin' yo, playin' all the right songs
I was feelin' her, and she was feelin' me
And then I realized I couldn't get a stiffy
(Chorus)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dickey Dick Dick (Whiskey Dick)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dickey Dick Dick (Whiskey Dick)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dickey Dick Dick (Whiskey Dick)
I'm drunk, and so is my dick
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dick (Is what I got)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dick (Too many shots)
Whiskey Dick, Whiskey Dick
My dick is drunk, gotta sober him up
(End Chorus)
I was scared, but she wanted me to come home
I was prepared, I brought a couple condoms
We got a ride home, and then when we got out
I kept on thinkin' of something to get aroused
Went into her place, and we started makin' out
And then she started pullin, pullin, pullin' my pants down
It wasn't good, worse than I expected
It was there, but wasn't erected
(Chorus)
I was sweatin' hard, my heart was beatin' fast
I looked at her face to see if she was gonna laugh
She was bewildered, she was caught off guard
She said she never tried to touch one when it wasn't hard
I told her that its never happened to me before
I had to think quick cuz my pants were sittin' at the floor
Do you like magic? I know a magic trick
Its called the mangina, (poof) What happened to my dick
(Chorus)