I need a smart chick, who can do mathmatics
solve an integral and derivatives
I need a bright girl, that loves to invent
Sharp enough to be the president (I'll be the first man)
I need a cute girl, very acute girl
Smart chick
I'm in pursuit for, an astute girl
Smart chick, shes not dumb
I hate dealin with stupid chicks, they make me sick
(how sick) Sick like winnin' the lottery makes me rich
I need a smart brunette, that knows a lot of s___
Catches all my jokes like a baseball mit
The girls gotta have some wit
She could build her own delorean, a real Einstein
Validictorian, knows seven times nine
Her IQ is over 132
What puts her in the mood is doing a rubix cube
Won family feud by herself and shes pretty
No attitude, came in second on jeopardy
No more Google, I'll just ask her
Because I'll get the answer faster
Shes gotta be sexy, and be a class ACT
Speakin' of the ACT, I'd have her retake it for me
And then I'd have a perfect score, and my GPA'd be four
Dumb chicks are what I ignore
Smart chicks are what I adore
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S.M.A.R.T, and she has her degree
(What'd she study Confetti?) Yo she studied Chemisty
It aint no bachelors degree, cuz it's a PhD
And she can convert Celsius to Ferenheit easily
You know what it be, I need grammar help
She won the spelling bee, it made my heart melt
For information shes the one I come to
Cuz shes my Encyclopedia Britanaca
Girl I know you're eco friendly, let me ride in your hybrid
We'll get good mileage, and I'll gain knowledge
And we'll recycle together, I'll live happily ever after
Cuz you're my, cuz yo my, my
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