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Can't stop lookin at the side of ya chest, oh my god,
Can't stop lookin at the side of ya breast, my shit is hard,
I see ya side boobay, it's lookin at may
If I give ya five dollars can it come out and play?
Can't stop lookin at the side of ya chest, oh my god,
Can't stop lookin at the side of ya breast, my shit is hard,
You can't keep them thangs locked up, just let ʽem hang
They wanna get some fresh air, don't be ashamed.
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It started when I was six, this sideboob fetish,
Her name was Pam Anderson, and she had some big tits,
Yo i couldn't get enough, of her bathing suit comin off,
I'll give them titties CPR, man F*#$ david hasselhof,
I want sideboob on my face, I want sideboob on my wrist,
It doesn't even matter if this hoe's got a lisp
I wanna lick the side of ya boob I hope my beard don't tickle
All I want for Christmas is a suckle of your zipple.
If ya black, white, or a hasian, Puerto Rican, or an Asian,
Holler at confetti if that bra needs a five day vacation,
I'll be fondling ya fun bags, it'll be a celebration,
My hands are always ready if you need accommodations,
I'll give that boob a good rubbin, flat chest make me mad,
Oh call me McLovin, cause that rack is Super Bad.
If ya part of the itty, bitty, titty, committee,
Yo keep your mosquito bites outta sideboob city.
(Chorus)
Yo what's up, baby what's ya name? I'm sorry, I don't mean to complain,
Girl here's a straight jacket because that sideboob is insane!
Can you please introduce me to ya friends,
I'm talking bout your spearmint twins,
I've got a wing man girl (my dick) come let him loose in the back of ya benz.
Baby pardon my wood, but girl you look so good,
I think ya due for an oil change, what's under the hood,
Mama cita, lookin like Vita, I wanna take you home and lick ya, like a dorita,
Let me know if I'm bein too forward, baby girl did I cross the line,
Couldn't tell if you were getting bored, been staring at them titties this whole damn time
Like a little kid that just won't listen, your melons are what I'm missin,
I just wanna be ya soldier boy, I just wanna touch ya SIDE BOOBAY, you know I do
Yo girl I wanna take you home, dontcha got a watch? its way past midnight
You know its dark out there, We aint getting lost with ya big ol' head lights
On a scale from 1 to 10, that sideboob gets an 8,
Tony the tiger, what you think of them thangs?... They're GREAT!
(Chorus)
So whats up girl? You coming home with me tonight or what?
You haven't said a word all night, what was your name again?
(Its Nick)
Nick? You mean like Nicole?
(Nah baby Nick, like chick with a dick)
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