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Baby, I just wanna have fun that's it, cause I ait dealin with relationships,
Just because yo ass is nice, doesn't mean ya gonna be my wife,
I'll treat you like a gentleman, but you won't be my girlfriend,
We can go out and have a blast, doesn't mean I wanna date yo ass.
Cause they all start just like this, and pretty soon we're both just pissed
I wanna a friend with benefits, aint got no time for relationshits
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How come every girl I meet, no matter how sweet, after a week,
Thinks that she and I are meant to be, forever her and me, talkin family, shit,
girl you need to understand, that right now Im not lookin for a wedding band,
not constantly tryin to hold ya hand, and I honestly don't wanna be ya man,
with all of that bein said, ya fine as hell girl don't be misled,
although I really want ya in my bed, first I want you to know what's in my head,
so think it over, let it sit, cause I ain't dealin with relationshits,
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I don't care what you say, don't care if it's not ok,
You're always around, and I feel like ya holdin me down,
Know what you want me to do, but I don't want that with you,
So imma have to let you go, oh confetti let her know,
Girl just come and hang with confetti, I can take you out for drinks and spaghetti,
But I want you to know, I only got ten bucks,
If ya meal costs more than that, girl that sucks,
Bring ya check book and ya master card
I just want ya milk shake and I'm in the yard,
Girl lets not get all serious, I was curious, aint got no time for this
Can I play X box without hearin ya lips, sit on the couch and eat potato chips,
Bottom line, girl you're holdin me back, like the O-line tryin to prevent the sack.
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Girl do you know what the deal is, I'm never gonna catch feelins,
I just wanna be single, see ya once a year like Kris Kringle
I'm not gonna call and check-in, I saw you all day long, nothins happened since then
And ya parents will never meet me, and we'll never have an anniversary
I hope this doesn't start a cat fight, I think it's time that you had a girl's night.
Ah baby, you know I was kiddin. You know I wanna settle down and have a family, kids, a house with a mini bar, a dog, a minivan, a super Jacuzzi with hot jets, and definitely a trampoline with protective net coverings. Just not with you… you suck