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(Start chorus)
Were totally random dude,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we're the random tandem,
We like oriental food,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we put the andom in random
We like slip-n-slides, ghetto rides, go to KFC, get my chicken fried
The random tamdem the random random, tandem that's random random
ha ha ha We're RANDOM bitch!
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They call me breadcrumb, the crumb of bread
And I like to rap, but I'm not K-fed,
Instead I'll give you lyrics that'll hurt ya head
And I'm everywhere you look man, like I shed.
I'll step up to the plate like Griffey yo, and It'll be a hit like the sideboob video
Cause my rhymes are hot, and my flow is cold,
Confetti makes it rain while I make it snow,
Without a question rappin is the profession that I know
And if you don't believe ladies you should come to my show
Hold on, for just a sec, I'm not a one man show, I'm not beck,
I'm only one G, but there's two in the pod,
We're getting more hits then a lightning rod,
We're random bitch, we're totally crazy, bad table manners but we'll sign ya baby
Like ya baby, drinkin straight from the bottle
No chasers cuz we're chased by models
Tryin to get my big break, foots on the throttle
And it ain't mashed potatoes, it's mashed potatoes
(Chorus)
Were totally random dude,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we're the random tandem,
We like oriental food,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we put the andom in random
We like slip-n-slides, ghetto rides, go to Micky D's, get my chicken fried
The random tamdem the random random, tandem that's random random
We're RANDOM bitch!
(End Chorus)
My name's confetti, used to be G-spot, my rhymes are deadly, like large blood clot,
Facebook picture, straight mug shot, I enjoy nice meals at the melting pot.
You talking shit, I'll paper cut you, I'm crude, I rollerblade in the nude,
Brain freezes, ha, I'm immune, rap all night, sleep in till noon.
Bitch slap ya dog, cause I am crude, I choke the chicken, don't use the lube,
I'm sick, type 30 words per minute, take candy from strangers and then I eat it,
I mistreat it, new text I delete it, get an e-mail, then I read it
Binoculars, I stare at the sun, blow my nose in my sleeve, just for fun,
Drink old milk, before I smell it first, go to church, without my church,
Long division in my head, don't make my bed, chicken pox twice, but I aint dead.
Blow pops, blow chunks, and pork rinds, cause I pulled the trigger at least 8 times,
Cause I drank three gallons on hard, hard scotch,
and my front door doesn't even have a lock!
(Chorus)
Were totally random dude,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we're the random tandem,
We like oriental food,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we put the andom in random
We like slip-n-slides, ghetto rides, go to WalMart, get my chicken fried
The random tamdem the random random, tandem that's random random
We're RANDOM bitch!
(End Chorus)
Were totally random dude,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we're the random tandem,
We like oriental food,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we put the andom in random
We like slip-n-slides, ghetto rides, go to KFC, get my chicken fried
The random tamdem the random random, tandem that's random random
ha ha ha We're RANDOM bitch!
(end chorus)
They call me breadcrumb, the crumb of bread
And I like to rap, but I'm not K-fed,
Instead I'll give you lyrics that'll hurt ya head
And I'm everywhere you look man, like I shed.
I'll step up to the plate like Griffey yo, and It'll be a hit like the sideboob video
Cause my rhymes are hot, and my flow is cold,
Confetti makes it rain while I make it snow,
Without a question rappin is the profession that I know
And if you don't believe ladies you should come to my show
Hold on, for just a sec, I'm not a one man show, I'm not beck,
I'm only one G, but there's two in the pod,
We're getting more hits then a lightning rod,
We're random bitch, we're totally crazy, bad table manners but we'll sign ya baby
Like ya baby, drinkin straight from the bottle
No chasers cuz we're chased by models
Tryin to get my big break, foots on the throttle
And it ain't mashed potatoes, it's mashed potatoes
(Chorus)
Were totally random dude,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we're the random tandem,
We like oriental food,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we put the andom in random
We like slip-n-slides, ghetto rides, go to Micky D's, get my chicken fried
The random tamdem the random random, tandem that's random random
We're RANDOM bitch!
(End Chorus)
My name's confetti, used to be G-spot, my rhymes are deadly, like large blood clot,
Facebook picture, straight mug shot, I enjoy nice meals at the melting pot.
You talking shit, I'll paper cut you, I'm crude, I rollerblade in the nude,
Brain freezes, ha, I'm immune, rap all night, sleep in till noon.
Bitch slap ya dog, cause I am crude, I choke the chicken, don't use the lube,
I'm sick, type 30 words per minute, take candy from strangers and then I eat it,
I mistreat it, new text I delete it, get an e-mail, then I read it
Binoculars, I stare at the sun, blow my nose in my sleeve, just for fun,
Drink old milk, before I smell it first, go to church, without my church,
Long division in my head, don't make my bed, chicken pox twice, but I aint dead.
Blow pops, blow chunks, and pork rinds, cause I pulled the trigger at least 8 times,
Cause I drank three gallons on hard, hard scotch,
and my front door doesn't even have a lock!
(Chorus)
Were totally random dude,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we're the random tandem,
We like oriental food,
the random tandem, the random tandem, we put the andom in random
We like slip-n-slides, ghetto rides, go to WalMart, get my chicken fried
The random tamdem the random random, tandem that's random random
We're RANDOM bitch!
(End Chorus)