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(Into)
Yo Confetti, I saw the hottest girl today….she was a cougar
You mean she was older like Carmen Electra
No better, Jane Fonda…….Dude, that's old
She was a hottie hottie, she must have been about forty
(years old) and probably had a lot of money
But I don't gold dig, is what I told her
I just like my chicks a little older
I need a girl that stands the test of time
I can tell she'll age well like fine wine
Like Stiffler's mom, (she'll get work done)
If her booty gets flat she'll buy a new one
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I need a (Jane) Fa, Fa, Fa, Fonda type
She might be old but her body's ripe
I'm the man, that likes an antique dime
Its still ten cents even past its prime
Show me that kinda cutie, and imma show you how to fondle her booty,
Jane fondal her booty, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fondle her booty
I wanna, Im gonna, Ja, Ja,, Jane Fondal her booty
I want a Jane, or even Suzanne Sommers
Forget their age, its just a number
They give me a humvee, I mean hummer
Cuz they got nice bongos and Im the drummer
F#@k menapause……..menaplay
Cuz her experation dates twenty years away
And I don't see signs of pancake ass
Or see her parkin with a handicap pass
So I'll pass, on a younger broad
To get an older fish biting on my rod
Cuz catching a Fonda is my passion
Im tryin to get a Demi, just like Ashton
So come on older ladies jump on my bandwagon
You're the golf hole I wanna stick my flag in
I'll give it to you better than your son's dad can
Give me your hand, be your retirement plan
(Chorus)
You better….better sit back and relax
What you lack is a nice, tight pair of spandex
Like my girl Jane Fonda
Lady feistier that an anaconda, and a blond yo
Oh, I was born in the 80's,
And now I'm lookin for a woman who can hold me and date me
So she cant be a baby, if shes younger than 80
Basically I need a chick that's the age of Jan Brady
So work your abs, your buns and your thighs
Don't try and disguise, that you're over thirty-five
Don't lie, all you need is a younger guy to provide
All that youth that you lack inside, cuz I'll
Take you back to the 70's baby
You were lookin cute, but now you're even hotter lady
You're like a Monte Carlo that needs a transmission
But damn hoe, that bodies still in mint condition
(Chorus)
Yo Confetti, I saw the hottest girl today….she was a cougar
You mean she was older like Carmen Electra
No better, Jane Fonda…….Dude, that's old
She was a hottie hottie, she must have been about forty
(years old) and probably had a lot of money
But I don't gold dig, is what I told her
I just like my chicks a little older
I need a girl that stands the test of time
I can tell she'll age well like fine wine
Like Stiffler's mom, (she'll get work done)
If her booty gets flat she'll buy a new one
(Chorus)
I need a (Jane) Fa, Fa, Fa, Fonda type
She might be old but her body's ripe
I'm the man, that likes an antique dime
Its still ten cents even past its prime
Show me that kinda cutie, and imma show you how to fondle her booty,
Jane fondal her booty, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fondle her booty
I wanna, Im gonna, Ja, Ja,, Jane Fondal her booty
I want a Jane, or even Suzanne Sommers
Forget their age, its just a number
They give me a humvee, I mean hummer
Cuz they got nice bongos and Im the drummer
F#@k menapause……..menaplay
Cuz her experation dates twenty years away
And I don't see signs of pancake ass
Or see her parkin with a handicap pass
So I'll pass, on a younger broad
To get an older fish biting on my rod
Cuz catching a Fonda is my passion
Im tryin to get a Demi, just like Ashton
So come on older ladies jump on my bandwagon
You're the golf hole I wanna stick my flag in
I'll give it to you better than your son's dad can
Give me your hand, be your retirement plan
(Chorus)
You better….better sit back and relax
What you lack is a nice, tight pair of spandex
Like my girl Jane Fonda
Lady feistier that an anaconda, and a blond yo
Oh, I was born in the 80's,
And now I'm lookin for a woman who can hold me and date me
So she cant be a baby, if shes younger than 80
Basically I need a chick that's the age of Jan Brady
So work your abs, your buns and your thighs
Don't try and disguise, that you're over thirty-five
Don't lie, all you need is a younger guy to provide
All that youth that you lack inside, cuz I'll
Take you back to the 70's baby
You were lookin cute, but now you're even hotter lady
You're like a Monte Carlo that needs a transmission
But damn hoe, that bodies still in mint condition
(Chorus)
