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Playin ball the other day and I layed it up, I woulda dunked, but I got undercut,
By some chump, who didn't know how to play, didn't hurt my arm, didn't hurt my leg,
I hurt my nuts, I heard 'em crack, knew I was bleedin inside of my sack
It wasn't good, no it wasn't cute, cause both of my nuts were the size of grapefruits,
Had to be rushed to the emergency room, even the doctor didn't know what to do,
He gave me an ice pack and a pat on the back, and goes "Son, we're removing your sack"
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You know what sucks? What? gettin hit in the nuts, In the nuts?, hit in, hit in the nuts,
You know what's nuts? What? Getting hit in the nuts, In the nuts? Hit in, hit in the nuts.
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Sunday afternoon, went on a bike ride, (Weeee) rode down the street on the right side,
Shoulda slowed down at the stop light,
But got distracted by a cutie with some real nice thighs,
So I, showed off and ran right through it, went no hands lookin real fluid,
Feelin pretty cool cause I knew she was lookin,
Goin too fast, man I was really cookin,
Then I hit a pot hole, I was outta control,
My feet hit the ground and my nuts hit the pole,
My life's been really really hard, cuz all I have now is a d*ck and a scar.
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On the baseball field just the other day, I shoulda wore a cup but what the hay?
Worst player on the team so I played catcher, my face was exposed and so was my pecker
Expected fast ball but he threw the curve, it head left and then I took a down turn,
It had bad news written on it, stuck out my glove, but….
I then I caught it! but I had to bail, gotta go to GAP for the back to school sale,
Drove to the mall, pulled in the parking lot, saw an old lady who was in a tight spot,
She was on walker, she was lookin ill,
Tryin to cross the road, but she was sittin still,
I approached her to help her cross the street, but then she started yellin, " Help Police!"
"Don't you dare try and steal my purse, I'll shoot you, or even worse"
She folded up her walker and before I could stop her,
swung it way back, Hit me straight in my whopper.
(Chorus)
By some chump, who didn't know how to play, didn't hurt my arm, didn't hurt my leg,
I hurt my nuts, I heard 'em crack, knew I was bleedin inside of my sack
It wasn't good, no it wasn't cute, cause both of my nuts were the size of grapefruits,
Had to be rushed to the emergency room, even the doctor didn't know what to do,
He gave me an ice pack and a pat on the back, and goes "Son, we're removing your sack"
(Start Chorus)
You know what sucks? What? gettin hit in the nuts, In the nuts?, hit in, hit in the nuts,
You know what's nuts? What? Getting hit in the nuts, In the nuts? Hit in, hit in the nuts.
(End Chorus)
Sunday afternoon, went on a bike ride, (Weeee) rode down the street on the right side,
Shoulda slowed down at the stop light,
But got distracted by a cutie with some real nice thighs,
So I, showed off and ran right through it, went no hands lookin real fluid,
Feelin pretty cool cause I knew she was lookin,
Goin too fast, man I was really cookin,
Then I hit a pot hole, I was outta control,
My feet hit the ground and my nuts hit the pole,
My life's been really really hard, cuz all I have now is a d*ck and a scar.
(Chorus)
On the baseball field just the other day, I shoulda wore a cup but what the hay?
Worst player on the team so I played catcher, my face was exposed and so was my pecker
Expected fast ball but he threw the curve, it head left and then I took a down turn,
It had bad news written on it, stuck out my glove, but….
I then I caught it! but I had to bail, gotta go to GAP for the back to school sale,
Drove to the mall, pulled in the parking lot, saw an old lady who was in a tight spot,
She was on walker, she was lookin ill,
Tryin to cross the road, but she was sittin still,
I approached her to help her cross the street, but then she started yellin, " Help Police!"
"Don't you dare try and steal my purse, I'll shoot you, or even worse"
She folded up her walker and before I could stop her,
swung it way back, Hit me straight in my whopper.
(Chorus)