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(chorus)
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Man my girls really being a b_____
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B_____
So your cooking sucks, and that's my fault?
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Hey can you get a job? All you do is take care of our family
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B____
Whats wrong is it something I said?
(end chorus)
"Confetti returns home at 2am, way past his curfew, and his girlfriends pissed"
Whatcha doin, where I been
I been drinking and kickin it with your girlfriends
(but you've been out all night)
That's right, all right, I know its not very polite
But why you acting like a Mean Ol' B_____
Just cuz I got something on my lips
Its your friends lipstick
But I thought you'd understand
Just like the time that I told you that you need a tan
(youcould really use a tan)
"Breadcrumb gets a new tattoo and his girlfriend finds out, like a b___ ,she flips"
Its definitely not not something I did
You say I act like a kid
So when I kid kid
Why do you get pissed pissed
Don try to twist my words back around on my
Like when I said Im annoyed by your whole family
Oh please, you know you say mean things too
Like when I got that heart tattoo and the name wasn't you
You said it wasn't cool
And it should be removed
And then you called me rude
Girl how how dare you
"It's a cool tattoo and my dogs name is veronica"
"No, that's your ex girlfriends name"
(chorus)
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Man my girls really being a b_____
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B_____
If your not doing anything important, can you grab me a beer
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Do I feel like dancing? I do but your rythems a little emmm.
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B____
Whats wrong is it something I said?
(end chorus)
Honey dinners ready, can you please set the table?
Big Ol' B_____ (What a b____ )
Can you please open this jar for me? the lids on really tight
Shes a Big Ol' B_____ ( Oh what a b____ )
I cant seem to re-roof the entire house bymyself, can you help me out?
Big Ol' B_____ (Such a b____ )
I set your alarm so your not late for work
Shes a Big Ol' B_____ (A huge b____ )
(chorus)
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Man my girls really being a b_____
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Hey your friends pretty cute, hey can you put in a good word?
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
I mean I know you're pregnant, but whens this lawn gonna get mowed?
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B____
Whats wrong is it something I said?
(end chorus)
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Man my girls really being a b_____
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B_____
So your cooking sucks, and that's my fault?
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Hey can you get a job? All you do is take care of our family
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B____
Whats wrong is it something I said?
(end chorus)
"Confetti returns home at 2am, way past his curfew, and his girlfriends pissed"
Whatcha doin, where I been
I been drinking and kickin it with your girlfriends
(but you've been out all night)
That's right, all right, I know its not very polite
But why you acting like a Mean Ol' B_____
Just cuz I got something on my lips
Its your friends lipstick
But I thought you'd understand
Just like the time that I told you that you need a tan
(youcould really use a tan)
"Breadcrumb gets a new tattoo and his girlfriend finds out, like a b___ ,she flips"
Its definitely not not something I did
You say I act like a kid
So when I kid kid
Why do you get pissed pissed
Don try to twist my words back around on my
Like when I said Im annoyed by your whole family
Oh please, you know you say mean things too
Like when I got that heart tattoo and the name wasn't you
You said it wasn't cool
And it should be removed
And then you called me rude
Girl how how dare you
"It's a cool tattoo and my dogs name is veronica"
"No, that's your ex girlfriends name"
(chorus)
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Man my girls really being a b_____
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B_____
If your not doing anything important, can you grab me a beer
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Do I feel like dancing? I do but your rythems a little emmm.
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B____
Whats wrong is it something I said?
(end chorus)
Honey dinners ready, can you please set the table?
Big Ol' B_____ (What a b____ )
Can you please open this jar for me? the lids on really tight
Shes a Big Ol' B_____ ( Oh what a b____ )
I cant seem to re-roof the entire house bymyself, can you help me out?
Big Ol' B_____ (Such a b____ )
I set your alarm so your not late for work
Shes a Big Ol' B_____ (A huge b____ )
(chorus)
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Man my girls really being a b_____
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B_____
Hey your friends pretty cute, hey can you put in a good word?
Stop acting like a Big Ol' B_____
I mean I know you're pregnant, but whens this lawn gonna get mowed?
Quit acting like a Big Ol' B____
Whats wrong is it something I said?
(end chorus)
