I haven't shaved, in over seven days
I look homeless man, let me get some change
My names Confett, and Im f___kin' ready
B___s on your feet, yo…drop this beat
(Chorus)
Beards, we aint shavin'
Ba, ba, ba, Beards, like Abe Lincoln
Beards, we aint shavin'
We've got Beards, on our faces
Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, Don't think I'm weird
(cha, cha, cha, chia)
Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, I keep it trimmed
(End Chorus)
Im reppin Titusville, where we hold it down
Up to Gainesville, in the Titletown
We wear the crown, our beards are brown
I like ham and cheese, turkey makes me frown
I don't shave my face, but I shave my neck
Do I shave my sack? You don't know bout that
No I don't read, Ernest Hemingway
But he had a beard, which makes him cool mane
Haha, Confetti
These smooth face b&%@ aint ready
Not gonna yell, imma keep my voice steady
But I'll cut you up lyrically like Freddie
Pass the mothaf%# mic this way
I can rap on this track till my beard turns grey
Throw it straight in ya face call me Dr. Jay
Words make ya ears numb like I spit Bengay
Don't shave If you don't want trouble
Its not sandpaper its stubble
Imma rock this beat, call me barney rubble
Starrin' at my face like you're lookin through the hubble
Thought I told you we aint never gonna shave
No this Beard don't mean I never bathe
Imma let it grow like Im sleeping in cave
Talking to a volleyball, waiting to be saved
(Chorus)
That's right, we keep our beards trimmed
The chance of shaving is slim
You know what its never getting cut
Like a fat guy whos allergic to the gym
If you don't have a beard get lost
Or I'll paint it on ya like Bob Ross
Like Bob Vila I'm built with a beard
Like Barron Davis your about to get crossed
So don't be clean cut like (like Zach Morris)
Or I'll round house ya like (like Chuck Norris)
A beard is the best that a man can get
Not Gillette man, F that sh@t
I'll knock the Marlboro man off his saddle
Cuz that's not a beard, that's a four o'clock shadow
Poseidon… He had a beard
ZZ Top…. They had beards
Gandolff the grey He had a beard
Fidel Castro, Karl Marks Beards
Al Borlan Its Tool Time
Jesus and Zeus They had a beard
Ulysses S. Grant He had a beard
Black Beard the Pirate Its in his name
(Chorus)
I look homeless man, let me get some change
My names Confett, and Im f___kin' ready
B___s on your feet, yo…drop this beat
(Chorus)
Beards, we aint shavin'
Ba, ba, ba, Beards, like Abe Lincoln
Beards, we aint shavin'
We've got Beards, on our faces
Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, Don't think I'm weird
(cha, cha, cha, chia)
Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, Ive gotta Beard, I keep it trimmed
(End Chorus)
Im reppin Titusville, where we hold it down
Up to Gainesville, in the Titletown
We wear the crown, our beards are brown
I like ham and cheese, turkey makes me frown
I don't shave my face, but I shave my neck
Do I shave my sack? You don't know bout that
No I don't read, Ernest Hemingway
But he had a beard, which makes him cool mane
Haha, Confetti
These smooth face b&%@ aint ready
Not gonna yell, imma keep my voice steady
But I'll cut you up lyrically like Freddie
Pass the mothaf%# mic this way
I can rap on this track till my beard turns grey
Throw it straight in ya face call me Dr. Jay
Words make ya ears numb like I spit Bengay
Don't shave If you don't want trouble
Its not sandpaper its stubble
Imma rock this beat, call me barney rubble
Starrin' at my face like you're lookin through the hubble
Thought I told you we aint never gonna shave
No this Beard don't mean I never bathe
Imma let it grow like Im sleeping in cave
Talking to a volleyball, waiting to be saved
(Chorus)
That's right, we keep our beards trimmed
The chance of shaving is slim
You know what its never getting cut
Like a fat guy whos allergic to the gym
If you don't have a beard get lost
Or I'll paint it on ya like Bob Ross
Like Bob Vila I'm built with a beard
Like Barron Davis your about to get crossed
So don't be clean cut like (like Zach Morris)
Or I'll round house ya like (like Chuck Norris)
A beard is the best that a man can get
Not Gillette man, F that sh@t
I'll knock the Marlboro man off his saddle
Cuz that's not a beard, that's a four o'clock shadow
Poseidon… He had a beard
ZZ Top…. They had beards
Gandolff the grey He had a beard
Fidel Castro, Karl Marks Beards
Al Borlan Its Tool Time
Jesus and Zeus They had a beard
Ulysses S. Grant He had a beard
Black Beard the Pirate Its in his name
(Chorus)
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