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I grab the tin can, when I get nervous man
Spit hits the can like shit hits the fan
It's what, long cuts, I do the chew, I dip, I dip, I do
It's a bad habit dude
You know what else I do, I leave the toilet seat up
And sometimes I talk mad shit and get beat up
Where's the coffee table at, let me put my feet up
I play with my bat and balls, like Derek Jeter
They bad habit's yo, lick my lips when it's cold,
You don't know, I don't look when I be crossin' the road
Fo sho, don't tie my shoes cuz that shit's complex,
And I jog around the house with sharp objects,
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I pick my nose, it's a bad habit
I drunk dial hoes, it's a bad habit
I bite my nails, it's a bad habit
Play too much Oregon Trail, oh it's a bad habit
I lie to my mom, it's a bad habit
I scratch cd roms, it's a bad habit
I quote star wars, it's a bad habit
I wear jean shorts, oh it's a bad habit
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When I'm driving in my ride, can't remember my seat belt
I'm runnin stop signs and the Jay walkers freak out
I'm online waitin' for the cards to be dealt
Lost too many times now my girlfriend peaced out
I got a staring problem, always suckin on my thumb,
I like to crack my knuckles, and I like to smack my gum
I'll invade your personal space
and then I'll tell a funny joke… and I'll laugh in ya face
I got some bad habits, some real bad habits
Like if I see a big booty, I gotta stab it
And if I see ya big ol' booby, imma grab it
If that's the last piece of cake, I gotta have it
I pick my scabs and shake with my left
The other day playin b-ball I spit on the ref
And I won't go to class cuz I keep getting F's
Cuz I won't use a number 2 pencil on tests
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I aint got good aim, I always pee on the floor
I don't recycle, and I like Al Gore
In elementary school I used to eat the glue,
I always step in shit, there's always poo on my shoe
When I go to the bar, I only order girly drinks,
I pop my shirts collar and I like my polo's pink
I always leave the house without my wallet
And I really like to sit on bubble wrap
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Ahhhh, who pissed on the floor?
Spit hits the can like shit hits the fan
It's what, long cuts, I do the chew, I dip, I dip, I do
It's a bad habit dude
You know what else I do, I leave the toilet seat up
And sometimes I talk mad shit and get beat up
Where's the coffee table at, let me put my feet up
I play with my bat and balls, like Derek Jeter
They bad habit's yo, lick my lips when it's cold,
You don't know, I don't look when I be crossin' the road
Fo sho, don't tie my shoes cuz that shit's complex,
And I jog around the house with sharp objects,
(Chorus)
I pick my nose, it's a bad habit
I drunk dial hoes, it's a bad habit
I bite my nails, it's a bad habit
Play too much Oregon Trail, oh it's a bad habit
I lie to my mom, it's a bad habit
I scratch cd roms, it's a bad habit
I quote star wars, it's a bad habit
I wear jean shorts, oh it's a bad habit
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When I'm driving in my ride, can't remember my seat belt
I'm runnin stop signs and the Jay walkers freak out
I'm online waitin' for the cards to be dealt
Lost too many times now my girlfriend peaced out
I got a staring problem, always suckin on my thumb,
I like to crack my knuckles, and I like to smack my gum
I'll invade your personal space
and then I'll tell a funny joke… and I'll laugh in ya face
I got some bad habits, some real bad habits
Like if I see a big booty, I gotta stab it
And if I see ya big ol' booby, imma grab it
If that's the last piece of cake, I gotta have it
I pick my scabs and shake with my left
The other day playin b-ball I spit on the ref
And I won't go to class cuz I keep getting F's
Cuz I won't use a number 2 pencil on tests
(Chorus)
I aint got good aim, I always pee on the floor
I don't recycle, and I like Al Gore
In elementary school I used to eat the glue,
I always step in shit, there's always poo on my shoe
When I go to the bar, I only order girly drinks,
I pop my shirts collar and I like my polo's pink
I always leave the house without my wallet
And I really like to sit on bubble wrap
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Ahhhh, who pissed on the floor?